happy birthday cj

well let's start this while it's still fresh in my head,, i woke up in the afternoon around 3ish. cj calls and yells at me for not being ready to go to the mall. i tell him "2 minutes!" i get ready with a quickness. we go to the mall and he spends like 300 bucks on cool douche bag shirts. i'm jealous. then all of a sudden all my contacts on my phone get erased mysteriously. i was rather upset. i call the technical support bitches and they didn't know wut happend so they just credited my account with 50 bucks. i was still mad cuz i lost 460 phone numbers =/. after the mall.. we went to lollicup. kinda boring cuz jonny wasn't there so we left. got ready for the club at 2039. that shit was poppin!!!! the only reason i left was because cj was leaving and he wsa on a mission for some cambodian breast milk from the tap ;) hehehe. so we get to jojo's and get smashed some more. it's good to see familiar faces. maricel <3. anyways tuck says "dude those girls stole hella beers!" so i go chase em and as sooon as i confront them about it, they kidnap me. so i was blindfolded and still texting people to save me and once i was free... i end up in the cuts somewhere.. these mexican niggas came up to mee and was like "u fuckin my girl?". i ignored then he got heated and pushed me. i retaliated with a triangle choke and ripped his shirt.. his boy hopped in and hit me a couple times from the back so i muay thai'd his ass and kneed him a couple times in the face till he collapsed on the ground.. i have blood on my jeans :(. the girls think i'm bad ass... so we left to some house where there was hella bulldogs. i was a little timid by the fact that they had red rags around their face and necks like they just commited a felony of some sort. they liked my affliction shirt tho so i wasn't a problem to them. 3 beers later, the girl that was driving wants to see her baby so she attempts to kidnap her. i had no part in it so i was like wutever. after she fails because the baby's grandma wakes up and chases her out with a broom... we go to robertitos. the carne asada fries was good. they took me home and it wasn't until we got there when she was like "i been here before." hahahahaha then i remembered she was here before, for my welcome back party for iraq. small world. then i walk through the back yard and see my car parked there... OMG WTFF! cj's still there passed out in my car as i blog this with puke and heroism all over him. he better pay to clean up my car. i go inside the garage and see mikey sleeping naked but covered with a blanket then i go to the kitchen and drink some water. i head out to my room and this is where i'm at right now. i love life. it's great. jermayne failed. hhahahhaha

later my dukes ;)